Starter Wombat

In the kitchen we were talking about how big Wombat is getting.

Robert: You can't possibly be my little daughter! You're big and tall and you can walk around all by yourself. I can hold my daughter in just one arm!

Wombat: Daddy! That was when I was Starter Sarah.

Wombat has a Stick

We bought a wooden dowel to fix a hobby horse that Wombat had gotten for her birthday. There was about 1" left over and she asked if she could use it for a craft. OK. Today she showed it to me.

Wombat: Look! I made a dream stick!
Me: Oh look! What's a dream stick?
Wombat: It's a stick which you draw things you dream on it.
Me: That's pretty cool. What did you draw?
Wombat: Well this one means I want to be green
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Me: Um okay. Why do you want to be green?
Wombat: Because then everyone would say "Sarah is awesome!"
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(For those curious the other dreams included being able to fly, being strong, and being able to play the drums).

Fishy Wombat

Robert: What do you want for dinner?
Wombat: Fish sticks!
Robert: What part of the fish do you think fish sticks come from?
Wombat: The inside!