Clean Wombat

Wombat: Look Mommy! I got a cut right here! *shows tiny cut on finger*
Me: Ohhh, do you need me to give it a kiss?
Wombat: Um well, no. It's gotten enough gunk in it.

Spot on Wombat

Robert wrapped up showing a "My Little Pony" video on YouTube to the Wombat.

Robert: Oh well. It's over. *changes screens* and ...now it's gone forever!

Wombat: Argh! *starts mussing his hair vigorously with both hands* I'm going to give you ANOTHER bald spot!