Ambiance Wombat

Wombat: *picks up left over McDonald's Happy Meal bag*
Wombat: "This would make a great air freshener! It smells like french fries!"

Wombat and Cats

Wombat: Will that umbrella fit our whole family?
Me: Well no, I think it wouldn't fit everyone.
Wombat: Would it fit you, me and a cat?

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Me: Ugh we are missing every light....Wombat, I blame you.
Wombat: Hey! Not me! Blame the cats!

Existential Wombat

The Wombat on a picture she took with her camera that came out black:

"That's a picture of a light that's not on."

All Seeing Wombat

Remarking on a computer mouse in a clear "blister pack

Wombat: Why are there directions to tell what's inside when you can clearly see it? That's stupid.

Wombat's Medical Theories

Wombat: We're not allowed to trade snacks at school any more.
Me: Probably a good idea anyway.
Wombat: Some people got really sick. It's not fair. Also some people put their mouths on their snacks so they can give their colds to other people and then they won't be sick any more.
Me: Um, it doesn't work that way. You're not really "giving" them your cold. You still stay sick.
Wombat: Hey. That's not giving, that's sharing!

Growing Wombat

Me: We need to get you some new dresses. That one is short and you keep growing!
Wombat: Everyone keeps growing.
Me: Well, kids do
Wombat: Grown-ups grow too!
Me: No they don't..
Wombat: Yes they do. They grow shorter. That's why Grandmas are shorter than grown-ups!

Wombat the Mighty

Wombat: *rawwr rawwr rawwr* I'm a monster! I ate Sarah!
Me: Oh no! That's horrible!
Wombat: *rawwwr rawwr rawwr runs away for a moment*
Wombat: I'm back! I'm OK!
Me: Oh that's a relief!
Wombat: I killed the monster!
Me: Wow, you must be very powerful to do that.
Wombat: Yeah, but I fixed him. He's OK now.
Me: that was very nice of you.
Wombat: He lives in your closet.
Me: MY closet?
Wombat: Yeah but he goes to the dump during the day.
Me: Then he goes into my closet? That sounds messy.
Wombat: It's okay. I clean him up.

The Closet




The Monster