After Wombat's shower last night she was discussing shampoo and conditioner with Robert:
Wombat: I like the clean scents. What do you like?
Robert: Well my shampoo smells like rosemary and mint and my conditioner smells like almond butter. I like that combination.
Wombat: Do you think you'll ever try the stuff made for men?
14 July 2011
07 July 2011
Secret Wombat
At lunch yesterday my daughter was drinking fruit juice.
Me: Did you know that juice has a serving of fruit and vegetables?
Wombat: *turns around box* I kind of guessed by the carrots on the front *taps picture*
....
Wombat: *narrows eyes* What other secrets are you keeping from me?
Me: Did you know that juice has a serving of fruit and vegetables?
Wombat: *turns around box* I kind of guessed by the carrots on the front *taps picture*
....
Wombat: *narrows eyes* What other secrets are you keeping from me?
06 June 2011
Taste of the Wombat
I had finished preparing dinner and snagged one of the popcorn shrimp I had made for the Wombat.
Wombat: Hey!
Me: I was just testing the temperature *eep*
Wombat: *sudden surge of realization* How about testing my vegetables? Really! It's OK!
Me: Nice try
Wombat: Hey!
Me: I was just testing the temperature *eep*
Wombat: *sudden surge of realization* How about testing my vegetables? Really! It's OK!
Me: Nice try
28 April 2011
Clean Wombat
Wombat: Look Mommy! I got a cut right here! *shows tiny cut on finger*
Me: Ohhh, do you need me to give it a kiss?
Wombat: Um well, no. It's gotten enough gunk in it.
Me: Ohhh, do you need me to give it a kiss?
Wombat: Um well, no. It's gotten enough gunk in it.
03 April 2011
Spot on Wombat
Robert wrapped up showing a "My Little Pony" video on YouTube to the Wombat.
Robert: Oh well. It's over. *changes screens* and ...now it's gone forever!
Wombat: Argh! *starts mussing his hair vigorously with both hands* I'm going to give you ANOTHER bald spot!
Robert: Oh well. It's over. *changes screens* and ...now it's gone forever!
Wombat: Argh! *starts mussing his hair vigorously with both hands* I'm going to give you ANOTHER bald spot!
25 March 2011
A Wombat Story about a Cat
This is a story the Wombat wrote in school. I have edited it for spelling but the content is the same:
"Once there was a cat named Freya.
She was the best cat ever.
She loves to play with her toy mice.
She liked cat kibble but now doesn't.
One day she turned evil. Nobody knew how it happened too.
She ate a cat building and ate all the cat clothing.
She was never heard of again too.
She liked mice but she died."
"Once there was a cat named Freya.
She was the best cat ever.
She loves to play with her toy mice.
She liked cat kibble but now doesn't.
One day she turned evil. Nobody knew how it happened too.
She ate a cat building and ate all the cat clothing.
She was never heard of again too.
She liked mice but she died."
23 February 2011
Censored Wombat
Wombat: Is it OK for me ever to say the F word?
Me: What??? No! Never say that.
Robert: And if you do say that you will get in trouble with me and then with Mommy
Wombat: But sometimes it's OK to say at the doctor.
*Robert and I look at each other*
Me: Wait..what do you think the F word IS?
Wombat: *blushes* "Frow up?"
*Robert and I burst into laughter*
Me: THROW up is not the F word, and you are allowed to say that at appropriate times.
Robert: Oh no, now we've opened up a whole can of worms...
Me: What??? No! Never say that.
Robert: And if you do say that you will get in trouble with me and then with Mommy
Wombat: But sometimes it's OK to say at the doctor.
*Robert and I look at each other*
Me: Wait..what do you think the F word IS?
Wombat: *blushes* "Frow up?"
*Robert and I burst into laughter*
Me: THROW up is not the F word, and you are allowed to say that at appropriate times.
Robert: Oh no, now we've opened up a whole can of worms...
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