Today I went grocery shopping and asked her if she wanted cantaloupe or cherries. She said "Daddy doesn't like cherries" so I got the cantaloupe. Tonight the following conversation ensued:
Robert: Why did you tell Mommy I don't like cherries?
Wombat: Well, maybe you can be right next time?
14 July 2011
Direct Wombat
After Wombat's shower last night she was discussing shampoo and conditioner with Robert:
Wombat: I like the clean scents. What do you like?
Robert: Well my shampoo smells like rosemary and mint and my conditioner smells like almond butter. I like that combination.
Wombat: Do you think you'll ever try the stuff made for men?
Wombat: I like the clean scents. What do you like?
Robert: Well my shampoo smells like rosemary and mint and my conditioner smells like almond butter. I like that combination.
Wombat: Do you think you'll ever try the stuff made for men?
07 July 2011
Secret Wombat
At lunch yesterday my daughter was drinking fruit juice.
Me: Did you know that juice has a serving of fruit and vegetables?
Wombat: *turns around box* I kind of guessed by the carrots on the front *taps picture*
....
Wombat: *narrows eyes* What other secrets are you keeping from me?
Me: Did you know that juice has a serving of fruit and vegetables?
Wombat: *turns around box* I kind of guessed by the carrots on the front *taps picture*
....
Wombat: *narrows eyes* What other secrets are you keeping from me?
06 June 2011
Taste of the Wombat
I had finished preparing dinner and snagged one of the popcorn shrimp I had made for the Wombat.
Wombat: Hey!
Me: I was just testing the temperature *eep*
Wombat: *sudden surge of realization* How about testing my vegetables? Really! It's OK!
Me: Nice try
Wombat: Hey!
Me: I was just testing the temperature *eep*
Wombat: *sudden surge of realization* How about testing my vegetables? Really! It's OK!
Me: Nice try
28 April 2011
Clean Wombat
Wombat: Look Mommy! I got a cut right here! *shows tiny cut on finger*
Me: Ohhh, do you need me to give it a kiss?
Wombat: Um well, no. It's gotten enough gunk in it.
Me: Ohhh, do you need me to give it a kiss?
Wombat: Um well, no. It's gotten enough gunk in it.
03 April 2011
Spot on Wombat
Robert wrapped up showing a "My Little Pony" video on YouTube to the Wombat.
Robert: Oh well. It's over. *changes screens* and ...now it's gone forever!
Wombat: Argh! *starts mussing his hair vigorously with both hands* I'm going to give you ANOTHER bald spot!
Robert: Oh well. It's over. *changes screens* and ...now it's gone forever!
Wombat: Argh! *starts mussing his hair vigorously with both hands* I'm going to give you ANOTHER bald spot!
25 March 2011
A Wombat Story about a Cat
This is a story the Wombat wrote in school. I have edited it for spelling but the content is the same:
"Once there was a cat named Freya.
She was the best cat ever.
She loves to play with her toy mice.
She liked cat kibble but now doesn't.
One day she turned evil. Nobody knew how it happened too.
She ate a cat building and ate all the cat clothing.
She was never heard of again too.
She liked mice but she died."
"Once there was a cat named Freya.
She was the best cat ever.
She loves to play with her toy mice.
She liked cat kibble but now doesn't.
One day she turned evil. Nobody knew how it happened too.
She ate a cat building and ate all the cat clothing.
She was never heard of again too.
She liked mice but she died."
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