This morning in the car:
Me: So what do you want for Christmas?
Sarah: A Pegasus with wings that can fly!
Me: Well um..that might not fit under the tree.
Sarah: *exasperated* no, a TOY Pegasus...that flies.
Me: I am not sure if they make that, but I'll see what we can do.
Sarah: And do you know why Santa only comes when we're asleep?
Sarah: Because he likes it quiet!
Me: I guess he does!
Sarah: Santa has a mustache
Me: And a beard! Like Daddy!
Sarah: No, just a mustache, but it's very long and messy!