23 February 2011

Censored Wombat

Wombat: Is it OK for me ever to say the F word?
Me: What??? No! Never say that.
Robert: And if you do say that you will get in trouble with me and then with Mommy
Wombat: But sometimes it's OK to say at the doctor.
*Robert and I look at each other*
Me: Wait..what do you think the F word IS?
Wombat: *blushes* "Frow up?"
*Robert and I burst into laughter*
Me: THROW up is not the F word, and you are allowed to say that at appropriate times.
Robert: Oh no, now we've opened up a whole can of worms...

07 February 2011

Timekeeper Wombat

Wombat was sick Friday night but was bright eyed and bushy tailed by Sunday. This morning on the way to track-out camp...

Wombat: So I had a 24 hour bug which is the same as a 1 day bug because there are 24 hours in a day right?
Me: Yes. And how many minutes in an hour?
Wombat: Um...60?
Me: Right! And do you know how many seconds in a minute?
Wombat: Also 60! ....Except for our clock which is slow.