16 March 2010

Growing Wombat

Me: We need to get you some new dresses. That one is short and you keep growing!
Wombat: Everyone keeps growing.
Me: Well, kids do
Wombat: Grown-ups grow too!
Me: No they don't..
Wombat: Yes they do. They grow shorter. That's why Grandmas are shorter than grown-ups!

10 March 2010

Wombat the Mighty

Wombat: *rawwr rawwr rawwr* I'm a monster! I ate Sarah!
Me: Oh no! That's horrible!
Wombat: *rawwwr rawwr rawwr runs away for a moment*
Wombat: I'm back! I'm OK!
Me: Oh that's a relief!
Wombat: I killed the monster!
Me: Wow, you must be very powerful to do that.
Wombat: Yeah, but I fixed him. He's OK now.
Me: that was very nice of you.
Wombat: He lives in your closet.
Me: MY closet?
Wombat: Yeah but he goes to the dump during the day.
Me: Then he goes into my closet? That sounds messy.
Wombat: It's okay. I clean him up.

The Closet

The Monster