They had a winter carnival at Sarah's pre-school this Friday. While Sarah has identified Santas in malls and such as "fake" apparently this one was real.
Sarah: Mommy! I met Santa today!
Me: The real one?
Me: How'd you know this one is real?
Sarah: Well...he said he came in his flying magic Jeep.
Me: Oh? Where were his reindeer and sleigh?
Sarah: They were too busy getting ready for Christmas.
Me: That's a good reason. So what did you tell him you wanted for Christmas?
Sarah: I didn't tell him anything. He's Santa and he should already know!