Robert was lying on his stomach on the bed and Sarah was lying on his back, playing with his hair.
Sarah: Look, our hair is about the same color!
Me: Yup? Anything interesting in there?
Sarah: *ruffles* I found his head! With no hair on it.
Sarah: Here, I'll try and cover it up *ruffles*.
Robert: *fake sobs*
Sarah: It didn't work very well!