Me: So I ordered your birthday presents last night!
Wombat: Ooh, what did you get me!
Me: I'm not telling! You're just going to have to wait.
Wombat: Never!
Me: Yes.
Wombat: Tell me!
Me: You can't make me.
Wombat: I can make Daddy!
Me: I will get to him first - I'll email him to not tell you.
Wombat: I will blank out his mind when I see him tonight.
Me: Oh yeah? How are you going to do that?
Wombat: I'm not telling since you won't tell me what I'm getting for my birthday.
Me: Hmm. Well I guess that's fair.
Wombat: See how smart I am?
Me: yeah...
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