Wombat: Look! I drew a picture of our dream house for if we win like $300 in the lottery or something. See here's the water slide, and here are our beds! One for me, one for you, and one for Mommy
Robert: Oh so Mommy and Daddy wouldn't sleep in the same bed any more?
Wombat: Yes. *sadly* I know we can't afford two beds right now so that's why you just share one big bed.